AISubs v3.7
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GYAAAAAA!!!
I'm pepe, the heavenly god who loves to pee!
I'm pepe, the heavenly god!
Apparently you guys are making this world a much better place!
Yeah, we do.
So I'm super happy about it!
I'd like to do a campaign for making the world a better place with my pee!
It's a seed of a single laugh, so don't hide it!
I'm sure you'll have a lot of voice stamina.
Today, I'm going to tell you guys who have this influence, "Don't be ashamed of it!"
What was it again?
It's a piano keynote.
I'm going to tell you guys that you shouldn't be ashamed of it.
Can you show me with your right hand?
No, it's already a gacha.
I won't say who it is.
Look at me!
Why can you show me this?
You're an adult and you're small, so you'll be found out.
I'm an adult, so I'll hide it in my hand.
It's actually a hand.
Oh!
Hey, isn't it weird to have both hands?
Don't be ashamed of it!
Don't say it like you're listening carefully.
Now, everyone, I'm talking about "Don't be ashamed of it!"
From now on, I want you guys to solve one puzzle.
If you solve the puzzle, I'll remove that piece of paper.
But this puzzle is quite difficult!
I'll give you a blank piece of paper.
You won't be able to solve it!
That's what I think.
Usually, when you solve a puzzle, you'll be scolded or told off.
You'll be told, "Stink!" or "Die!" or "Go to hell!"
Wow!
Is that what you'll be told?
This time, it's different!
If you solve a puzzle, I'll give you one hint!
Oh!
So, if you solve a lot of puzzles, you'll get a lot of hints and you'll be released quickly.
I see.
So, I want you to praise the person who solved the puzzle.
I want you to nurture that kind of heart.
But living here for 24 hours and being told, "Go to hell!" and "Go to hell!" is...
To me, it's frustrating.
Frustrating!
I really think so.
You two behind me, do you think we're lucky?
We do!
There's no harm in that.
This song is about hostages.
If you solve it in 30 minutes, you get nothing.
But if it takes you more than 30 minutes, you get a big "p" in your name.
A "p"?!
You get a "p"?!
You get two "p"s for each round, so you can pick either one of them.
Two "p"s for each round?!
Rock, paper, scissors every time?
If you do rock, paper, scissors, you get either one of them?
How long does it last?
Oh, that? You get two "p"s for a week.
What?!
What about "pepepepe" people?
"Tetsuyapepepe" people get one week.
Then "Tetsuyapepepe" people get one week.
"Pepepepe" people get one week and "pepepepe" people get one week.
But if you solve it in 30 minutes, you get nothing.
I see!
Okay, get ready and start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You don't have to say "p"!
Give me a riddle!
I have one.
What?!
No way!
What kind of riddle is that?
I don't know...
Um... tomatoes!
Nope!
If you guess it like that, you'll regret it, so don't do it.
Anyone have something in their hands?
My hands are really dirty.
I think I had something earlier.
Is this a sound or a smell?
It's a sound!
You can't tell a smell from a video.
I see...
I want you to sniff it.
Oh!
You're fast!
Go!
Go, go, go!
Shh!
Okay, sniff it.
Sniff, sniff...
Pfft!
Blech!
Eat it!
You did it!
Thank you!
You're cool!
Wow, you're really fast.
I'm sorry I haven't given you a riddle yet.
If you say "blech," I'll give you a better one.
Do you like blech, Majin?
I hate blech!
Oh...
He acts like I do, too.
I'll put a first-year hint on Tokai One's LINE.
Okay.
"Blech" and "mysterious land"...
No, no, no...
I think we need one more hint.
Yeah, I think we do.
- For now... - Okay.
If you have something to eat, bring it to me.
It's air.
- Isn't it important? - Before you get air in your hands.
- You're right. - You're right.
- It reminds me of rice. - When I have oil and a mirror...
- I get sunburned. - Do you have soda?
- Oops, sorry. - While you're playing, we get sunburned.
- Ah, it's salty. - I won't give you if you say it's salty.
- I couldn't eat it. - Oh!
- Here I go!
- Great! - Isn't it good?
- Great! - I'll give you the next hint.
- I did it! - Huh?!
- It's a completely different one!
- "Tontoki". - It's not something added here. It's a new one.
- If you collect a lot of these and line them up, it becomes a word you can read from the side.
- I don't have time to think about it yet. - Oh, wow!
- Here I go! - Oh!
- That's a great hint! - Nice, M.L.!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'll give you the third hint! - Okay!
- What is it? - Ugh, what is it?
- It's ugly! - There's a symbol on it!
- It's "shoe polish" and "stain", right? - We don't know it yet.
- By the way, this question is given to us by a really mysterious professional. - Oh, I see.
- Here you go! - Oh!
- Hahaha! - Great!
- You're great! You're so cool! - Thank you!
- You're amazing! - You're definitely an ace, aren't you?
- It's ugly! - I'll do my best!
- I'll give you the fourth hint! - Ugh!
- What could it be?
- Oh, it's not enough yet. - It's not enough?
- There's a "tower" here, right? - Yeah, and "tumbler" too.
- I feel like I'm about to go broke.
- Being about to go broke is important. - It's getting weird!
- Oh no! - I love this thumbnail!
- Hahaha!
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- Boost! Boost! - Eat the egg! Eat the egg!
- Let's eat a lot! - Okay!
- Oh!
- Huh? - Hey!
- M.L., what is it?
- What is it?
- Ugh!
- Oh, me too!
Here we go!
I barely heard it! I barely heard it!
- That one wasn't good. - It wasn't good!
- Okay, I'll give you a hint. - Yay!
- It's still this one! - I knew it.
- Wait, did you spit it out and it came back? - Wait a minute, seriously...
- We're in trouble. - Yeah.
- We're not contributing anything right now. - Hey!
- We're in trouble. - Shut up! - I'm sorry!
- The one with less hands is the winner. - Huh?! You're suddenly so...
- You're suddenly so... - You're so...
- You're so...
- Oh, that one.
- A woman picked it up... - And she was like...
- And she was like... - Like this.
- Ouch!
- Can you wipe it for me?!
- You idiot!
- You!
- You're so bad!
- Is there a description? - Hmm...
- Oh, a description... - Let's say it is a description...
- Incidentally, you'll have been made in 2 minutes!
- Oh, crap!
- Paper, paper, paper!
- Here it comes!
- Here it...
- Awful...
- No, it's not awful... - Forgive me!
- We just said "awful", so we tell you a hint, that's all.
- Oh, I see! - Oh, I see! - That's not it!
- At the one with less hands...
- I thought it was a mistake during that one.
- Seriously?!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Correct! - I'll give you a hint!
- Huh? - Huh?
- There's too many "what ifs". - There's too many "what ifs".
The mystery itself is simple.
Once you complete the problem, it'll be solved.
I thought I didn't have to say it every day,
so I'm saying it smoothly,
but you two have more "what ifs".
- Oh! - Oh!
My contribution is too low.
To be honest, I can't even say "let's do rock- paper-scissors".
- Oh, come on! - Oh, come on!
- Come on, come on! - Come on, come on!
- We didn't say anything for two weeks. - Yeah.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Here it is! - Here it is!
- This potato is really big. - This potato is really big.
[This potato is really big.]
- It resonates in my ears. - Good one!
- Nice! - Thank you for giving me this.
- It made a "gwiin" sound. - Yeah.
- It's a four-sign again. - Potato?
- It's a potato! - Huh? - There's a potato!
- A potato came out! - Is it "rightly" or "correctly"?
- I don't know yet.
- I don't know what it is.
- Oh, it's moving! - It's moving!
- It's moving!
- But it's wonderful! - Thank you!
- Thank you for your hard work! - You did well!
- You two are amazing! - You're amazing!
- What are you two doing in front of me?
- I'm sorry. - It's a good world as long as you're not mad.
- I hope you'll be happy.
- You're a rich man!
- You're a cashier, aren't you? - Huh?
- Let's think about it a little more.
- Do you ever yell?
- Maybe it's not just a horizontal line.
- Don't make me laugh!
- Make me move! - I'm sorry.
- Don't make me make a loud voice.
- Don't say it like a cat.
- It's coming out.
- Nice!
- It's out!
- I think it's going to melt.
- Huh?
- I wrote everything I got.
- It's time for the law to stand up.
- It's true.
- It ended in vain.
- My anus is bulging!
- One point!
- Nice!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you!
- One more?
- It's out!
- It's about 1.4 points now.
- I'll give you a hint.
- This will complete the seal.
- I see.
- I'll raise my hand in 30 seconds.
- Oh, no!
- It's weird breathing.
- It's hard to breathe.
- It's out!
- I'll give you a hint.
- I've become Pepemaru.
- Oh my!
- Shut up!
- I hate it more!
- It contains too much water. - It stinks, doesn't it?
- Hey, let's go.
- Huh? Did you solve the problem?
- No, I didn't. Oh, I did.
- Oh, you did!
- No, you didn't!
- I didn't have that idea! - I did!
- Instead of reading kanji correctly, let's solve the problem and shout out the answer.
- From now on, it's sudden death time! - Huh?
- If you solve it in 10 minutes, you can reduce one hand. - Yay!
- But if you don't finish it in 10 minutes, you can add one more hand.
- Okay, let's start! - Wait, wait, wait.
- I'll give you a good hint if you solve it normally. - Oh, you know what it is, don't you?
- Oh, I know what it is.
- No, let's not do it. - Let's not do it.
- It's a hand. - Let's ask him what he uses it for.
- I don't think you'll like it! - What is it?
- Let's go! - Why? - Wow!
- It's so cute! - You're making me excited!
- It's so cute! - I gave you a hint in advance, so I'll tell you now.
- Okay! - The picture part. Potatoes, shoe polish, insect glasses...
- They all have one letter in common, right? That was the hint.
- Well, I don't think you'll need this hint anymore. - You're taking it step by step.
- Two or three letters. - He has a lot of answers!
- Hey! - You're the only one who can do it.
- Huh? - Let's go! - Oh, wow!
- Hey! Hey! Your voice disappeared! - Ah!
- Yume Moe and Pei were together just now. - It's a no contest for now.
- Well, Ryo-kun, you're participating as a "he - list" this time, so you won't leave any scars, right?
- Leave it to me for the last one. - Oh, we can all be like 40 years apart.
- Boo, boo, boo! - Boo, boo, boo!
- Your IQ is "he".
- If you say "he" twice, I'll tell you the answer! - Or you can throw away your pride and scream for the answer.
- But the coolest thing is... - Screaming for the answer with your hands.
- Oh, you're right. I think I can do it.
- I think I can do it. - Oh!
- Nice! Nice one! - By the way, what's the hint?
- The first hint is... "jagaimo" isn't pronounced "jagaimo". It's pronounced "ja-ga-i-mo".
- Oh, it's so easy to understand! - I'll scream like this while looking at the screen at the end.
- Here I go. - Okay.
- Eh? - Yo-kun, you can't overlook that!
- I'm sorry! - Yo-kun! You can't be like Soyogi!
- He made me look like I was having a hard time! - Soyogi...
- I can't do my job! - You're the worst!
- I'm sorry... - Instead of me, you guys should go!
- The orchestra! - The piano! - The quartet!
- Wow, this is Heira Reika! - This is too mysterious...
- I don't like it... - I don't like it either...
- I don't like it either, but I don't like it because the video is over...
- Oh, I'm gonna pee!
- It's open! It's open!
- Oh no, it's warm... I can't do this anymore...
- You're such a coward!
- Why?! - I didn't say "hey" at all!
- You said "hey", didn't you?!
- Oh no, it's over... - I'm at a loss...
- Oh no, I feel sick! - Did you just say it?!
- The answer is...
- Money!
- I laughed too much just now...
- Oh, it's money? - I laughed my ass off...
- You two should hold hands and say goodbye...
- It'll disappear in about a week...
- It'll disappear like your hands...
- I hope you'll continue to do this for the rest of your lives...
- Okay, goodbye!
- I don't even know what "road" is...
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- Why are you calm even though you just peed? - Oh, it's warm in here.
- Hahaha - That's how I feel.
- Hahaha - Hahaha